我家的老公鸡
我家的老公鸡天天晚上住在我家院子里我亲手搭建的“两层小公寓”中,春节前因附近鸡发生传染病害怕被传染卖了13只,现在带三个老母鸡,早晚两顿玉米或稻子。待遇还不错吧?前一阵还带三个老母鸡找虫吃,不时也和牠们“三姊妹”发生正当性关系(我们这叫打茸),天天晚上没黑就“爬墙头、上屋顶”提前进院子吃小猫剩的饭,可这一阵早上一放也不带“三姊妹”找虫,也不打茸了,比兔子跑的还快去二里半(能回家,猫一千狗一万老公鸡认识二里半)的地方找人家老母鸡去了,晚上也不“爬墙头、上屋顶”了,早出晚归了。老婆一气之下要杀了牠,儿子问好好杀牠干啥,老婆说牠乱跑时间长了就人家的了。我说·····················我说什么,你们猜猜。好奇的人就别往下看了,——你肯定猜不出;不好奇的你已猜出要看限你滚动鼠标到我说的时给出答案
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我说:“谁让牠踩路边野花的?谁让牠喜新厌旧的?谁让牠审美疲劳的?谁让牠找小三的?该杀!”——你猜对了没?
{:soso_e144:}最坏的楼主,鉴定完毕 ;P;P;P;P;P;P;P {:soso_e120:} 搞笑 {:soso_e128:} {:soso_e147:} 我以为吓唬你儿子!别乱跑呢!!!;P 俺想的是,它经不起诱惑、耐不住寂寞,所以该杀! :o;P;P
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